Session Start (dusty770:nwnman05): Tue Nov 10 17:25:35 2009 -0500
nwnman05: I got it working, my G1 was almost bricked but its not now
dusty770: yay.
dusty770: My iPhone is coming tomorrow
dusty770: My WHITE iPhone
nwnman05: racist much?
dusty770: White like a fucking space ship in 2001: A Space Fucking Odyssey white.
dusty770: White like Santorini architecture white
nwnman05: I want the [...]

Hello Dearest.
I am Wong Chong, Attorney at law. A deceased client of mine,who died as a
result of a heart-related condition in March 12th 2005. His heart
condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the
tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake.
I have contacted you to assist in [...]

Holy sh*t.  Slightly NSFW!
“Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road.”

Now [...]

This is me:

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Rictor and Shatterstar liplock in X-Factor #45. Hot mutant love, baby.
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Look! It’s the world’s largest cuckoo clock! Keep the noise it must make in mind as you read on.
Aaah! The fun of Facebook! The place where you can reunite with people from your past when you were going out clubbing every night in a big city even before you were legally able to drink.
Most of us survived [...]

And he lives in my neighborhood. Here’s proof:

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So here’s what happened:
Someone took the time to look up the definition of marriage in the dictionary. They found:
Main Entry: mar·riage
Pronunciation: \?mer-ij, ?ma-rij\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English mariage, from Anglo-French, from marier to marry
Date: 14th century
1 a (1): the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife in a [...]

I’m reading this story and having flashbacks about skiing as a teen. Looking cool on the ski slopes was more important to us than staying warm. We always wanted what was cool and hip in ski fashion, but we always got second hand borrowed shwag gear. My skis were engraved with the name “Linda Armstrong”.
If [...]

A friend sent me some pictures of this place, and honestly I though the menu was photoshopped. It’s not.
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/realmen.html
In my opinion, they are missing out by not offering a fried egg on their burgers.
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So I was running late to a meeting this morning because Atlanta traffic sucks balls. Thank you, Mr. Policeman, for sitting in the emergency lane by yourself on 400 southbound with your flashing lights on. You did wonders for slowing down rush hour.
Anyway, I was approaching Northside and 17th, and I didn’t make the light, [...]

I’ve got the Eurhythmics in my head after typing that title. Some of you know what I mean.
I’m fascinated by Family Watchdog. Not only do you get to see all the sex offenders in your area on a handy-dandy, color-coded map, but you get their convictions and pictures. Since viewing the conviction requires you to [...]