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No flowers. Just stems.

Someone call the whaaaaambulance.
In other news, the Mormons rejoice as the Catholics take a bigger lead on being assholes who want to be all up in your business even when you aren’t part of their fucking religion.

The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it [...]

Wondering why the LGBT community is up in arms over the extramarital affairs of a heterosexual congressman?  This is an excellent reason why.
Read on, friend:
L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center Responds to Resignation of California Assemblymember Michael Duvall

Assemblymember Duvall Calls for Privacy, but Never Valued Privacy for Same-Sex
Couples
LOS ANGELES, Sept. 9 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ — L.A. Gay & [...]

Watch as two puny humans attempt to make sense of the ramblings of Maggie Gallagher the evil Sea Cow Witch from the evil land of NOM!
Fools! You should have baited her with a double bacon cheeseburger!  Then when she was distracted, you could have combined your powers to cast a morphing spell on her to [...]