You’re a 46 year-old closeted homo who wants man-on-man anal action from a young guy while your wife is at work. What should you NOT do?
I’ll tell you what. You shouldn’t go onto Craigslist and post this:
Young top for older bottom – 46 (Alpharetta/Milton)
above says it all, must be WHITE, fit, nice cock and longlasting; mwm 6ft 193 fit nice looking oral bottom guy.
Can host today, later morning, lunch or right after lunch; horny for younger fit top to pound this nice older ass.
SEND PIC AND STATS AND DESIRES, no endless emails pleas….only have body an etc pic….no face pic, professional high profile person
The key words here are “mwm” (married white male), “professional high profile person,” and “no face pic.”
So here’s what else NOT to do:
- Don’t use a picture of someone else in your slutty ad.
- If you do, make sure that person doesn’t live near you.
- If you still do, make sure that the person in the picture is not ME!
Because here’s what will happen:
- I will have the person who discovered you using MY picture respond to your ad.
- I will then get your name and your email address instead of just the masked Craigslist email.
- Using my leet internets skillz, I will then sleuth you and then blog about it.
I’m talking about you, James Joy of Alpharetta, Georgia. You probably don’t want your wife Katherine to know you’ve been trying to boink boys while she’s hard at work.
Oh, and something tells me that you’re not that high profile and professional since you live here:
I have your address and phone number, and if I see my picture up on Craigslist again, you’ll find printouts of this post littering your neighborhood.
Good luck in your endeavors deceiving people with how you really look, in your miserable, closeted life, and have a happy day!
Hahaha, so fucking dreadful. Wonder how he got the pics…
It was just one, and he pulled it off of one of a few possible sites. He’s been using it over the past two weeks. After I got alerted, I searched CL and I found four instances of it, and in one of them he had my pic next to another pic that wasn’t me. And that one was NOT a pretty angle. Think ass up with a red eye. That’s something I’d NEVER do… on film or otherwise! What’s this guy doing when people knock on his door and see whatever the hell he looks like instead of me and the end-up? People like that need to be banned from the internet.
*hug*
I don’t get why people do that if they are actually planning on getting laid. I guess they just want guys to go “Oh, well, I drove all this way… I might as well drop a load.”
Props to you.
OMG Dusty, this totally made my day, especially since I once had a long term relationship ruined by someone using my picture online. Did you just post this here or did you directly send it to him? I hope you sent it.
win.
just pure win.