Well, it IS only Monday.

It’s easy to gross people out, but the last paragraph adds such an unexpected twist that really elevates it to another level.

I’ve fisted a pornographic thespian up to my elbow before. It’s kind of crazy. You’re essentially snacking your hand/arm through the intestines and I guess it ends up like someone’s playing ring toss on your arm or something. You’re moving pretty straight through there but you have to make your way through each chamber.

It’s a powerful feeling. You could pretty much decide just to kill the person or at least cause a lot of permanent damage with the right movements.