If you have a Facebook account (and who doesn’t?) you’re probably either playing Farmville or know someone who is. Every day I’d log on to FB I’d be updated on who just leveled up, who just won a ribbon for growing pumpkins, who found a pink cow or black sheep, who just became Master of Corn, or whatever the fuck else it is that farmers do.
I was thinking it would be great if there was a Drug Farmville where you grow pot and mushrooms and avoid being detected by the police. I bet these guys wish that too.
Regardless, I decided to try it out, and to its credit, it’s very addicting. After getting used to it I decided to make things look prettier than my friend’s farms, and I thought I did an okay job with my fruit stand and nice neat little rows of dirt beds and trees and not caging my animals in like other inhumane farmers do.

So I decided to poke around on the internets and see what other people have come up with. Now I’m jealous and need to get back to rearranging …after my next harvest of course.










I also noticed a trend involving the hot air balloon:




