Someone call the whaaaaambulance.
In other news, the Mormons rejoice as the Catholics take a bigger lead on being assholes who want to be all up in your business even when you aren’t part of their fucking religion.
The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it runs for the District if the city doesn’t change a proposed same-sex marriage law, a threat that could affect tens of thousands of people the church helps with adoption, homelessness and health care.
Childish much?
Fearful that they could be forced, among other things, to extend employee benefits to same-sex married couples, church officials said they would have no choice but to abandon their contracts with the city.
Because keeping gays as second class citizens is more important than helping society? Who in the fuck is writing their priority list? I’ll tell you who:

