Someone call the whaaaaambulance.
In other news, the Mormons rejoice as the Catholics take a bigger lead on being assholes who want to be all up in your business even when you aren’t part of their fucking religion.

The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it [...]

Watch as two puny humans attempt to make sense of the ramblings of Maggie Gallagher the evil Sea Cow Witch from the evil land of NOM!
Fools! You should have baited her with a double bacon cheeseburger!  Then when she was distracted, you could have combined your powers to cast a morphing spell on her to [...]